her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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