weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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