I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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