I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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