I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I AM VODKA MAN
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
