He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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