all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
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Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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