i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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