We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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