Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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