Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
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do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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