I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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