Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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