suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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