You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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