...so i touched it.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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