I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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