butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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