Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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