I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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