Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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