We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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