your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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