It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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