I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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