This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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