who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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