You're completely useless in the revolution.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
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i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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