I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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