i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
third nipple confirmed
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.