Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(308): View more from Nebraska

i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.

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(740): View more from Ohio

i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Jesus...So southern.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.

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(248): View more from Michigan

David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.

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(770): View more from Georgia

i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?

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(269): View more from Michigan

It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.

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