guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
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Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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