Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
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