This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
40s are totally the cure
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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