Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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