Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Bring me that man meat
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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