Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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