i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
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i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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