just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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