Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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