"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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