So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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