pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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