She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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