Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
its not stalking. its research.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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