who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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