Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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