I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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