THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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