is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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