i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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