Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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