matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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