let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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